We cannot credit these jokes as they are heard from people who heard them from someone else whose uncle told them when they were five. You know how it goes.
Enjoy!
Arrrrr ya free on Saturday?
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The
bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!".
What's a pirate's
favorite noble gas?
Arrrrrgon.
Did you here
about the pirate who lost all his money? He was HOOKED on
gambling.
Who is a pirate's
worst enemy?
His arrrrch
nemesis.
What does a
pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
A pirate walks
into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and the bartender
says, "You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and
the pirate answers, "ARRRRRRR, it's driving me nuts!"
How much did the
pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
Where did the
pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the arrrrt institute.
What is the
pirate's girlfriend called?
Peggy.
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credit you when they're added.
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